(Off subject) I went to #bottleandbottega Friday night not knowing their was a nude male model. I didn’t realize how uncomfortable I was staring at a mans penis for 3 hours. After hour 2 and a few beers later. I became immune. The model was not nearly as hot as my painting nor was his wiener that small. But overall… I suggest trying this out!

(Off subject) I went to #bottleandbottega Friday night not knowing their was a nude male model. I didn’t realize how uncomfortable I was staring at a mans penis for 3 hours. After hour 2 and a few beers later. I became immune. The model was not nearly as hot as my painting nor was his wiener that small. But overall… I suggest trying this out!

Did he just call me a bartendard?

Did he just call me a bartendard?

You want me to do what now…

Thanks MA for the picture. Keep’m coming peeps!

You want me to do what now…

Thanks MA for the picture. Keep’m coming peeps!

I get a lot more #lovenotes at my new job. Mostly, impatient/mean #lovenotes but this was refreshing. You’re welcome and cum again…

I get a lot more #lovenotes at my new job. Mostly, impatient/mean #lovenotes but this was refreshing. You’re welcome and cum again…

Last time I checked, 40+6= 46 … But I’m no math major.

Last time I checked, 40+6= 46 … But I’m no math major.

What would you do?

What would you do?

I wonder what made this person change their mind.

I wonder what made this person change their mind.

What does this say??? Disregard the ghetto acrylic.

What does this say??? Disregard the ghetto acrylic.

“Money, money, money, money…MONEY!”

“Money, money, money, money…MONEY!”

Ugh! I have a talkative cab driver. Any other time I wouldn’t care. But I just got off work and all I want is quite time.
iB

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Based on the way I feel at 7:45pm this perfect Monday night. Sunday Fundays will no longer be in my future.
iB

When closing out Saturday night takes you well into Sunday and you find yourself unable to sleep. Then when you finally doze off you dream the whole night over again. including that bitch who kept touching your hand while you were mixing drinks to get your attention. Then come to find out all she needs is a god damn water!!!! Ughghgh!!
iB

TIRED AS FUCK!

“Shelly Bank has a nice rack” thanks for the photo girlfriend! Hope you had a great night at work. (.Y.)

“Shelly Bank has a nice rack” thanks for the photo girlfriend! Hope you had a great night at work. (.Y.)