Thick Rimmed Glasses
One last thing before I close these gorgeous green eyes. There was a man at my bar tonight who resembled my ex-boyfriend in 20 years. The only thing I have to say about it is that he seems to be a douche-bag even at 55 years old. And yes, we charge extra for fucking sour cream you idiot!!
For those that I didn’t get to recognize … thanks for your...– Keep em’ coming…
With all the love in my heart, I mean this in the most loving way possible. And, I’m more than certain you have all been dying for me to blog about this particular subject. But, SERVING FELLOW EMPLOYEES MIGHT BE THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER RIGHT AFTER SERVING ACTUAL CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Demanding, needy, high-maintanence, lingering, shit… the list goes on! When I’m...
Behind the Scenes
Me: I’m in a really pissy mood! Barback: You should take it out on everyone!!!
A male bartender I know does dick push-ups. He ties nuts and bolts to a string...– In his defense, I’ve heard he is VERY good at sexing. So men pay attention!
Men vs Women
When men go out. They chill with their buddies, usually minimal talking involved, and get drunk. When women go out. They chat for awhile, get drunk, and don’t typically consider a good time a great time unless a man is giving them attention. You think my observation is correct?
I’m feeling really popular right now! #iloveboys