August 2012
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Aug 1st
“Dude at bar who said u would make me uncomfortable during your visit. You...”
Aug 1st
July 2012
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I'm drinking
I ask the bartender to turn on Olympics. He puts on the sopranos. Meh… It’ll do.
Jul 31st
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“Oh hello “true colors” I’m glad we got the chance to meet at...”
– BG- Man with many roles ;) 
Jul 31st
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A SIMPLE SUGGESTION
“Um, excuuuuse me? I wanna send this back to the kitchen…I can’t believe you’d recommend something that tastes this bad to your customers, anyway!” She held the plate toward me in disgust, as if we were hanging out in Guyana and I’d just forced cyanide-laced Kool-Aid down her gullet while we waited to meet Jesus in Jonestown. “My apologies, Miss,” I replied while reaching for the offending Steak...
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“2more hours!!”
– Chicago
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Jul 26th
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What Drinks Say About You →
The previous picture was ungodly small.  Here is the link.  Peace Out Homies!  Hope you think it’s funny… 
Jul 25th
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30 Before 30
While making my list of things to do before the age of 30 (which is coming up in Feb) I came across a spreadsheet to get some ideas.  Here was one of the things to do:  “Bartend/Waitress – Two of the hardest, most undervalued jobs out there. Before you walk off leaving that $2 tip on a $30 tab, walk a mile in their shoes.” It’s nice knowing some of these I have already done.  
Jul 19th
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“At Starfuck’s working, blogging, and people watching. Mostly, people...”
– iB thought of the day this #thirstythursday 
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“After at least 5 years of bartending I had my first prairie fire. And my last....”
– T.M 
Jul 16th
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“Every group of males that have walked in my bar have been mouthy assholes. This...”
Jul 15th
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Jul 15th
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“Dreamt about my whole night over. I feel angry, annoyed, and thirsty!”
– Making myself stay in bed until 11:00.
Jul 14th
“Is it 2 yet?”
Jul 14th
“Friday the 13th, the Patels will play!”
– I have 8 Patel tabs in counting. Zero tips accounted for. How’s your night going? >(
Jul 14th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 8th
“Longest. Night. Ever!!!!!!!”
Jul 8th
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“BORED. AS. FUCK.”
– Saturday nights suck lately!
Jul 8th
#BehindtheBar
Barmaid 1 “why don’t fat girls tip?” Barmaid 2 “bc you’re a skinny girl. A pretty girl. Basically a model…that, Or they eat the money.”
Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
Ugh! Another One...
A dude who ALWAYS comes in and eats is at my bar. I wonder if the food will taste “meh, alright” or “decent” … GOD, this is so annoying. I should be in a good mood after last night and this morning. #bartenderproblems
Jul 7th
“I think it’s totally unusual when someone at my bar is watching a movie on...”
– First weirdo of my shift.
Jul 7th
“Why do I work on Saturdays again?!”
– It’s gorgeous by the lake. Cool breeze and pretty water. Damn it, tomorrow better be the same!
Jul 7th