Dude at bar who said u would make me uncomfortable during your visit. You...
I ask the bartender to turn on Olympics. He puts on the sopranos. Meh… It’ll do.
Oh hello “true colors” I’m glad we got the chance to meet at...– BG- Man with many roles ;)
A SIMPLE SUGGESTION
“Um, excuuuuse me? I wanna send this back to the kitchen…I can’t believe you’d recommend something that tastes this bad to your customers, anyway!” She held the plate toward me in disgust, as if we were hanging out in Guyana and I’d just forced cyanide-laced Kool-Aid down her gullet while we waited to meet Jesus in Jonestown. “My apologies, Miss,” I replied while reaching for the offending Steak...
2more hours!!– Chicago
What Drinks Say About You →
The previous picture was ungodly small. Here is the link. Peace Out Homies! Hope you think it’s funny…
30 Before 30
While making my list of things to do before the age of 30 (which is coming up in Feb) I came across a spreadsheet to get some ideas. Here was one of the things to do: “Bartend/Waitress – Two of the hardest, most undervalued jobs out there. Before you walk off leaving that $2 tip on a $30 tab, walk a mile in their shoes.” It’s nice knowing some of these I have already done.
At Starfuck’s working, blogging, and people watching. Mostly, people...– iB thought of the day this #thirstythursday
After at least 5 years of bartending I had my first prairie fire. And my last....– T.M
Every group of males that have walked in my bar have been mouthy assholes. This...
Dreamt about my whole night over. I feel angry, annoyed, and thirsty!– Making myself stay in bed until 11:00.
Is it 2 yet?
Friday the 13th, the Patels will play!– I have 8 Patel tabs in counting. Zero tips accounted for. How’s your night going? >(
Longest. Night. Ever!!!!!!!
BORED. AS. FUCK.– Saturday nights suck lately!
Barmaid 1 “why don’t fat girls tip?” Barmaid 2 “bc you’re a skinny girl. A pretty girl. Basically a model…that, Or they eat the money.”
Ugh! Another One...
A dude who ALWAYS comes in and eats is at my bar. I wonder if the food will taste “meh, alright” or “decent” … GOD, this is so annoying. I should be in a good mood after last night and this morning. #bartenderproblems
I think it’s totally unusual when someone at my bar is watching a movie on...– First weirdo of my shift.
Why do I work on Saturdays again?!– It’s gorgeous by the lake. Cool breeze and pretty water. Damn it, tomorrow better be the same!