July 2012
63 posts
“I would sit on his face, just to shut him up!”
– MS- my fellow barmaid in reference to a jackass at the bar.
June 2012
66 posts
“Guilty. Of. Puking.”
“Fuck u hiccups!!”
“Remember, there is a HUGE difference between bar light and morning light.”
– Mens Humor
“I’ll have what she’s having bc she said holy shit.”
– Ummm… Thank u
The DJ Saved My Life
I got so irritated working behind the bar this weekend because of our “regular scheduled” DJ. This DJ started out at our venue and rocked the show. Everyone I work with would leave with a tune in their head or just shake the dudes hand because he was that awesome. But lately, it’s the same shit every fucking Friday and Saturday night and he’s killing us!!
DJ’s...
“I love it when a man flirts with me not knowing his nose is bleeding.”
– #hugsnotfdrugs
“Can I get a vodka and vodka!”
– This is the crowd I’m dealing with.
“Longest. Night. Ever.”
4:00pm
A lot of you bar industry folk could probably agree with me on this, but when your shift starts at 4:00 does it not feel like day jobbers 7:00am? I am my most lazy on Friday and Saturday’s knowing that I start at 4:00 in the afternoon. It’s at the time you can do just enough NOT to get shit done that you’ve been neglecting during the week.
I know those of you that start your...
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"Blog About it."
Thank you for “giving” me permission to blog about dumb shit you do or the people around you. It’s thanks to you that I even have this blog. So, please keep encouraging me by yelling “blog about it” every time I see you. Better yet become more dumb so my blogs are better.
Your welcome for all I do.
G’night!
xo
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Thick Rimmed Glasses
One last thing before I close these gorgeous green eyes. There was a man at my bar tonight who resembled my ex-boyfriend in 20 years. The only thing I have to say about it is that he seems to be a douche-bag even at 55 years old.
And yes, we charge extra for fucking sour cream you idiot!!
“For those that I didn’t get to recognize … thanks for your...”
– Keep em’ coming…
Employees
With all the love in my heart, I mean this in the most loving way possible. And, I’m more than certain you have all been dying for me to blog about this particular subject. But, SERVING FELLOW EMPLOYEES MIGHT BE THE MOST ANNOYING THING EVER RIGHT AFTER SERVING ACTUAL CUSTOMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Demanding, needy, high-maintanence, lingering, shit… the list goes on!
When I’m...
Behind the Scenes
Me: I’m in a really pissy mood!
Barback: You should take it out on everyone!!!
“A male bartender I know does dick push-ups. He ties nuts and bolts to a string...”
– In his defense, I’ve heard he is VERY good at sexing. So men pay attention!
