One thing is for sure, I do not go to bars to meet boys. I like alcohol too...
Free Drink Rule →
ALL Bartenders should share this on their wall.
DL: Tell me how many guys you’ve slept with! Me: no way!!! DL: ...– Says my coworker with virgin ears. Bless’r heart.
people that delete you and then friend you and then delete you on facebook. are prime examples of who should not have a facebook account. you’re an idiot and if you have to delete someone just to make someone else happy. I think there is an underlying need to make one jealous and or desire to satisfy a disaster of a relationship in the future! This is to my dear friend BM….
10 things NOT to say to a Bartender →
I thoroughly enjoy number 2 and 3. :)
aroundofdrinks: “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” Richard Braunstein
Ask For Help.
closeyourtabs: Numbers above 100 can get super bonkers and really hard to math, so seek assistance.
Stump The Bartender" Drinks
These clowns are looking to shame their bartender for their lack of knowledge. Most usually don’t know what’s in it, or have invented the drink themselves. They may also be looking for their “signature” drink in order to prove their uniqueness and convey an air or worldliness.
What Your Drink Says About You →
Weird! After I ask “what’s your favorite drink of choice and how does it describe you.” My girlfriend sends me this article. I especially love the quote “Too many of these beverages will turn even the most docile customer into a raging mess, which means they may have rage issues.” Thoughts?
I guess, I’ll shave my legs today.– Happy Hump Day
Do cab drivers assume that customers want to hear their phone conversations? I...
The ones that get taken care of the most, are the ones that don’t have to...
Excessive? No Such Thing.
closeyourtabs: Somewhere in there, I’m sure it reads, “Class”.
Be Excellent To Each Other.
closeyourtabs: Maybe next time.
If you upload a naughty photo to enhance the images around you, or better yet, on you via Instagram. Remember that you have to shut off the option that says “upload to facebook.” Otherwise, your friends will not only make fun of you for the rest of your life. Your significant other could very well forget he ever knew you. #FoodForThought
Do all guys call each other and say, “hey, wear a flannel tonight!”...
I wish I could ask this awful woman at the bar, if she’s wearing...