innocentBARstander: Archive

Mar 31st

Mar 30th

Mar 29th

“Too many girls want attention, not enough girls want RESPECT!”

– I did not come up with this quote, but I sure as hell wish I did.

Mar 28th

Summer Lovin'

To have, or not to have a relationship during summer months? I can’t help but think this stigma Chicagoans abide by every year in Chic-city is the most annoying “fact” that rings true every year when summer hits. What the f*ck hoes and bros? Why the hell is this…..

Mar 28th

Favor for a Favor

So the great thing about being a blogger is meeting the right people that can hook you up with amazing gifts. Such as food, drinks, and photo shoots. Yes, photo shoots. This coming Sunday, I get to hang out with some amazing women that have convinced me to do a fair trade deal. I blog about my experience while they feed me mimosa’s, turn on some sexy time music and get me loosey-goosey...

Mar 28th

Mar 26th

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Mar 24th

Older Women

Something about an older woman, my moms age, serving me food tugs on my heart a little. I know, that my mom would slap me upside the head, as would the waitress for saying this. But, it just doesn’t seem right that I am taken care of by an older woman. They seem so fragile and as though it’s their time to be taken care of. I guess a few good things about being taken care of by an...

Mar 24th

“good stuff on the blog, funny but accurate and spoken like a man but from a...”

– Man who needs a dog ;)

Mar 23rd

Mar 22nd

deja mi now available for iPhone users!

dejami: Praise Bieber! deja mi is now available for iOS users in the App Store. The only app that lets you see what’s happening in every place in your city in real-time. Download now on iPhone: http://goo.gl/nrHtw Stay tuned for more tips and cool features we help you explore about deja mi!

Mar 22nd

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Mar 22nd

Sexy yoga pants : theCHIVE →

GUYS: You’re welcome!

Mar 22nd

Deja Mi →

Fun new iPhone App. My friends created it and I think you should download it today!

Mar 22nd

Mar 21st

Mar 20th

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Mar 20th

3 for 5

On Saturday, St Patricks Day, here in Chicago brings out people from all over the world. I heard that even Ireland doesn’t celebrate St Pats Day like the Chi-rish. The streets, the river, the food and drink are all green with delight and so is your shit the next morning. I have so many stories from Saturday that I couldn’t think of just one to post. So I’m going to write...

Mar 19th

Question???

Fellow barmaids and barmates: do you guys make customers pay for a shot or drink THEY HAVE spilled???? I need help…

Mar 18th

Mar 17th

$3.00 Extra

So of course, last night I had another instance where a guy was less than pleased about an extra $3.00 for EXTRA salsa. Here’s how it went down friends: Surfer (because that’s what he looked like): Can I get extra salsa? Me (model bc that’s what I look like……kidding): Sure, but just a heads up it’s $3.00 extra. Is that cool? Surfer: Are you fucking...

Mar 16th

Resturant Rant vs Customer! →

Old news? But, good news! I understand customers don’t have to tip and I am fully aware that the restaurant should not of blasted this biotch. But let’s be real…this shit is hilarious. Please read the comments. My take is, if you don’t have money to tip… you shouldn’t go out and spend money.

Mar 16th