March 2012
60 posts
February 2012
55 posts
"Get A Real Job" →
What a mother fucker!
midnightcurse asked: I know my blog is mainly porn, I'm still figuring out Tumblr. But I do bartend in the western burbs... 2 bars... Tonight... All the freaks came out, I swear it was a full moon. But I COMPLETELY understand where you're coming from. I've been "fired" twice over customers touching me and a lack of response from my bouncers/management. Needless to say the owner watched...
Saturday Nights
Tonight was one of those nights that from the get-go, I knew was going to be a bad night. It all started when I got a text and phone call from my bank saying my debit card was compromised for -500.00. First off, I haven’t used my debit in two days. And second, off the last transaction I made was at CVS for instant coffee (whole other story). Totally weirded out and a little pissed that I...
“So restaurant week started last night. Is it REALLY the service industries...”
“I need more stories. PEOPLE!!! Send me your rants!”
Lower wage for servers in Florida? What crock! →
The Betches' Guide To Valentine's Day →
I’m truly sad that I didn’t write this first.
Birthday's
Just because it’s your birthday, you do NOT get a FREE shot. You do NOT get a FREE wristband. You do NOT get a FREE drink. And, you most certainly do NOT get a FREE kiss!
Good day!
“GRAMMYS!!!”
“It’s so early and I already hate people. An Asian girl says “can I...”
“Thank you vodka for being the delete button to life.”
– Jimmy Fallon
Coat Check
Group of wanks (wank is a term I literally just made up that basically means dummies) are at my bar and have at least six winter coats, three scarfs, and a couple of purses. Here is how shit went down…
Me: Hey guys, we have coat check downstairs but there is too many coats on my bar and I’m going to need you to take them off.
Wanks: Ummm, we don’t DO coat check!
Me: Okay well...
“Happy birthday Bob Marley. I love getting it on to your music…. amongst...”
