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midnightcurse asked: I know my blog is mainly porn, I'm still figuring out Tumblr. But I do bartend in the western burbs... 2 bars... Tonight... All the freaks came out, I swear it was a full moon. But I COMPLETELY understand where you're coming from. I've been "fired" twice over customers touching me and a lack of response from my bouncers/management. Needless to say the owner watched...
Tonight was one of those nights that from the get-go, I knew was going to be a bad night. It all started when I got a text and phone call from my bank saying my debit card was compromised for -500.00. First off, I haven’t used my debit in two days. And second, off the last transaction I made was at CVS for instant coffee (whole other story). Totally weirded out and a little pissed that I...
So restaurant week started last night. Is it REALLY the service industries...
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I’m truly sad that I didn’t write this first.
Just because it’s your birthday, you do NOT get a FREE shot. You do NOT get a FREE wristband. You do NOT get a FREE drink. And, you most certainly do NOT get a FREE kiss! Good day!
It’s so early and I already hate people. An Asian girl says “can I...
Thank you vodka for being the delete button to life.– Jimmy Fallon
Group of wanks (wank is a term I literally just made up that basically means dummies) are at my bar and have at least six winter coats, three scarfs, and a couple of purses. Here is how shit went down… Me: Hey guys, we have coat check downstairs but there is too many coats on my bar and I’m going to need you to take them off. Wanks: Ummm, we don’t DO coat check! Me: Okay well...
Happy birthday Bob Marley. I love getting it on to your music…. amongst...