September 2011
25 posts
“Interview for a magazine spot… Don’t mind if I do! Wish me luck...”
I would →
“Sex is like a bridge game; if you don’t have a good partner, you better...”
– Mae West
“Like a virgin, touched for the very first time…”
“Back in Raleigh, NC… Shat ap!”
“Men!!!! Can you please start paying attention to the small things women do for...”
Not In My House!
So I’m standing in standard on Saturday, say that six times fast, when much to my chagrin a bro fight breaks out just to the left of me, distracting me from creepily people watching the overweight white girl in the corner dancing to Kesha in her uggs and yellow scarf trying not to spit up my beer. In one corner was a 5’7 Irish man in a bottom shelf graphic T-shirt from target who...
“I love my gays, but gay men!!!! STRAIGHT GUYS DON’T LIKE BEING...”
“So sick of “veteran bartenders” acting so bitchy to the new girl....”
“Anyone else having assholes take up space at the bar drinking WATER?? I want to...”
Da bears!
I realize you want a beer. But mother tracka. Can you respect the national anthem for shits sake and shut your mouth!
Go bears!
“I don’t like silk sheets. But bitches do!”
“Is it mean, or genius, that people get scared I’m going to blog about...”
Ummm ...
Since when did me being nice and listening to your god-for-saken story of how your marriage lasted eleven months…mean I was interested in you?! First off, you’re old and need to get that crazy mole on your eyelid removed. Second, you’re old and could careless how much money you make at your current job. Oh ya, or your oak winding staircase! And thirdly, DUDE! YOU ARE OLD!!! ...
Thursday's Diva Event
Just informating everyone who gives a shit, that the Maven event at JBar in the James Hotel was a lot of fun and I felt so honored to be recognized for my bitchiness!
Thanks to all my followers and friends who inspire me to stay outspoken and bratty at all times. :)
Love,
innocent BARstander
xoxo
“I’ll be at JBar tonight from 6-9 getting recognized for all my good deeds....”
– http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=157928414288379