September 2011
25 posts
“I think it’s the dumbest thing everrrrrrr when a club has a password to...”
August 2011
18 posts
“Come and support me this Thursday as iB is getting recognized! I’ll be...”
Girlfriend says to her boyfriend...
You are the biggest fucking mamas boy, I’ve ever met!!!
Love this conversation right now!
Black girl w bloomingdale's bag and ridiculous...
Just because you are on a bus, and don’t want to show your face through your over exaggerated hat. It DOES NOT mean you can own the three seats on each side of you. I sat my happy ass next to you because clearly you gave off that bitchy black girl vide while the bus is over crowded with white women who would rather stand than argue how ridiculously rude you are being.
Im sorry, but the...
I feel violated!
Old man who belongs in the dive bar down the street; Here’s your beer, here’s your “snacks” aka chips and salsa. Please STOP staring at my vagina and go home to watch your Beaverville porno you told me about. Ugh, why!!!!!
“AaaaaAAAhhhHHhhhh”
– I <3 Saturday afternoon thunderstorms! This way I can nap and not feel guilty about missing all the fun people with 9-5 jobs are having…. take that bitches! ;)
“I close your card out for a 6 dollar beer and you give me a zero tip? I hope...”
Anonymous asked: hey kim, like the blog. jason
“I’ve been distracted! Need some inspiration…”
“Getting ready for Lollapalooza! Don’t expect me to be sober, or remember...”