July 2011
42 posts
Cold Eskimo
If anyone ever ask me for a “Cold Eskimo” again while I am five deep and busy as hell and really means a “SoCo lime” shot….I will seriously, not only punch you in the face but I will also refuse to serve you for the rest of the night.
Clearly the asshole just wanted to me to say, “what is that” which most people do that to try and sound smarter at mixed...
“My ex from high school is in my establishment with his wife. Send shots, yes or...”
“I love people’s expression when I tell them we don’t carry Miller...”
Dejavu →
I think I’ve been here before, I think I’ve run into you….
I KNOW THE THINGS THAT YOU DO ….
great bar song
“Is it weird I flock to bar staff even when I’m out and about being a...”
"Is it bad I could watch you move that thing all...
Just because I have an over average sized booty for my small frame, I probably get this every Saturday… “Do you only date brothas?” First off, how dare you! Second off, is my booty honestly the reason you think I could/would date a black man? It’s probably my only curve and black men typically date girls with a little meat. I’m confused with the vibe I give off...
“At work….luv u all…”not” not jot. Fo the love of Christ.”
“OooooooooooOooOHhhhHhhhh! You own a jot one but MANY businesses! Big fucking...”
“Waxing hurts like fucking hell, good god!!”
“The ONE time I wear a light peach bra to work under my black dress. I snag a...”
“I haven’t shaved my legs in a month, but my vagina is nicely groomed and that’s...”
“Where four woman Patels show up, four hundred Patels follow.
Here we...”
“Girls, “can you take our picture?”
Me, “sure, let me finish...”
“Man says, “can I have a lemon drop, one chilled patron, one extra chilled...”
“Drink safe, play safe and of course sex safe! Happy Friday y’all”
“Just because you have a black card my feelings remain the same…...”
“I FOUND MY SPANX! :D”
“Theres a full moon. All the crazies are out……. See y’all soon...”
“It’s really unfair how everything hangs differently on a woman when...”
“Guest bartended at griffin lounge. I believe I’m a little too talkative...”
“Big night ahead of me! Wish I knew where my spanx were? :(”
Go-Go girls..
I realize that you girls are gorgeous (cough cough) but why on earth would you take full length photos in a bathroom getting ready to hit the poll…I mean platform?! Especially, when a toilet is in the background with the seat up. I can’t help but be a little concerned for your safety!
Wouldn’t the best thing be a professional (mid-dance) photo and then copy and paste the...
I need to go dancing! →
50 cent is sexy. Don’t hate, you know you think so too ladies! Clearly, I know this song is awful. But the beat… the beat is hot! Quite frankly, I wanna do a private dance session and have some hands go do-do-down, down my body!
I can relate to this whole video from beginning to... →
NeW tHeMe →
“I think I need more confrontation blogs to make innocent BARstander more...”
“I love it when people’s reaction to my blog is, ” Holy Shit,...”
“INDIAN PEOPLE, aren’t you guys supposed to be some of richest ppl in the...”
“Guess why you think I hate giving out my name when I’m bartending friday...”
“ELEVATION
*grey goose vodka, st. germaine liquor, grapefruit juice, lemon...”
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Planking
Getting back from Raleigh North Carolina a few weeks ago, I honestly have no horror stories of how awful the service and or customers are/were. Damn southerners are so freakin’ friendly! But I will tell you a funny story about a little thing called “planking” that seems to be spreading faster than HPV amongst high school girls.
The people I hung out with informed me...
