June 2011
31 posts
“Another trip for innocent BARstander…yummy drinks poolside are an order!!...”
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“Wow!!!! The hounds are out tonight! MEN, when a woman says get away. She usually...”
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“You can always tell when a girl is headed into work. All black. Sexy boots. Sex...”
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“Title of next blog EX BOYFRIENDS! I hope u and your new joke of a fiancé enjoy!...”
Jun 24th
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“I’ve been distracted from blogging the past couple of weeks. Please...”
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“People in the bar industry stick out like sore thumbs at festivals. For these...”
Jun 20th
“What would you rather have, higher sales or bigger tips?”
Jun 18th
“Random dude looks at me and points while singing “little in the middle,...”
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“One budlight and a shot of kettle equals………..”
Jun 11th
“Checking out Raleigh, North Carolina for the weekend. If you have suggestions in...”
Jun 10th
“I think your eyebrows are really sexy. But they make you look like such a bitch...”
Jun 10th
The words getting out! →
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“I FUCKING HATE bachelorette parties!!!”
Jun 5th
Boy in the red Bulls Hat
 Last Thursday, I worked a private party of early-to-late-twenty-something advertising and marketing agents, which consisted of mostly women from different agencies in Chicago.  Typically parties of younger adults aren’t that awful, but clearly you just heard me say “mostly women” and “advertising and marketing agents,” which means cheap, boring, and women who...
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