January 2012
79 posts
“I’ve never met a mirror I don’t like.”
– KK
December 2011
61 posts
“I hate waking up with songs the DJ played the previous night at my bar It has...”
“Ya hi, guy w the beanie… Can u stop leering. It’s freaking me the...”
Two O-Bombs
This is hilarious. I hope it is as funny written as it was when it happened last night.
This dude, who did not look fucked up, came to my bar and asked for two O-bombs. He kept waving his twenty in my face, so I put two empty rocks glasses in front of him and figured I would do the transaction while the Bacardi O was chilling on ice. As I start shaking the rum, and give him his change...
“Previous picture. Those happened in less than 15 minutes. Sorry busy...”
“The lights need to come in already.”
Shit Girls Say Part 2 →
This is just too hilarious not to post. First one is way better. I think I already posted it tho
“My server just said, “tis the semen, instead of tis the season”...”
“The shape of a glass makes the world of difference based on what you drink. I...”
Service dogs
Is a chihuahua honestly considered a service dog? I’m not buying this. And how the hell can u bring a “service dog” into a restaurant. This is boggling my mind right now.
Drunk History Christmas →
“Best hangover remedy, outside of pedialyte, bloodymary, and weed. Go?”
“If it doesn’t go in, it’s not a sin.”
– Guys at my bar
Take Care of Us
Not only did this scenario happen to one of my fellow coworkers, but this also happen to me this week. I felt compelled to write about it since it’s the holiday season and tis the season to be giving….right?
So it’s a Saturday night, the drinks are flowing pretty heavy at this point and I’m starting to get extra busy now that the DJ is finally jamming out. I turn to...
“A “thank you” is NOT a tip people!!!”
Droppin' In
I don’t know if you guys own a dog or not. But I will tell you that I do. My little bastard is the loooove of my life. And before I saved my dog from PAWS, one of the number one rules they enforce is that you should NEVER leave your dog unattained at a pole to go into a business or establishment. Well yesterday, this super weird man came in to my bar while it was pouring crazy rain...
To Go Orders
Isn’t it common courtesy to tip when you get a to go order??
From Your Bartender
Someone once pointed out to me the fact that there seems to be a micro-economy in the service industry. Restaurant workers take their tip money out to bars and clubs at night and give it to the bartenders, who promptly return it to the waiters and waitresses the next day at lunch. The cycle is almost self-sufficient and is mutually beneficial. Knowing the pain of waiting on customers, each group...
“I don’t play hard to get, I play hard to want.”
– Mina
"What's Your Last Name"
Short, but sweet convo a girl and I had tonight at my bar:
Drunk Girl: Can I close out my tab?
Bartender: Sure, what’s your last name?
Drunk Girl: Britney
I search Micros (our fancy ass computer software) and after five minutes, see no tab with the last name “Britney”
Bartender: I don’t see a tab with the last name Britney. Did you already close it out?
Drunk...
“Bring on tonight!!!!
$$$”
