December 2011
61 posts
“I’ve reached 130 followers on Twitter. I have a goal of 200+ by New...”
November 2011
57 posts
Nice Veins
Tonight at the bar a girl grabbed my arm and then told me I had really nice veins. I swear I can’t make this shit up. How crazy are these chicks? When I told her how creeped out I was she told me she was a phlebotomist, so at least she knows a good vein wen she sees one but still creepy as hell.
Elvis Christmas
I have serious soft spot for Elvis Christmas carols. Maybe because it reminds me of my mom back in the day playing them as loud as our boom-box could play just to wake my siblings and my ass wake up.
Eitherway, I freaking love them….
Friends; a blessing and a curse!
For my “friends” that come into the bar to “see” me. I love that you come and hang out and we get to catch up. But I will not tolerate you thinking you are entitled to more than one drink on the house. You’re lucky if you get one drink let alone two. I have a maximum of 40.00 I can spend on my friends. I repeat, 40.00!!!! If you think you are entitled to more than...
“Who invented the bra? A man or woman?”
“Why hello black wednesday. Thank you for showing up!
Happy turkey day...”
“What’s everyone doing for black Wednesday? And do you know why they call...”
“Bitch fight at the bar. And for once, I wasn’t involved!!!
Haha girls...”
“It’s Saturday night. And this is the night suburbanites come to the city....”
“The establishment Taco Joint, was amazzzzzzing!”
“Just to clarify. It is OKAY if you don’t love, let alone like, your family...”
– KE
“What’s proper tipping procedure for when you’re at the airport?”
“I can be a guy! I once pee’d standing up at Lollapalooza.”...”
– Whitney
“I’m back in business on Facebook. Holla at a hoe…”
“When you have a problem with the bartender taking your credit card before all...”
