November 2011
57 posts
October 2011
59 posts
“why aren’t my post uploading to facebook???”
Fun Apps
I just downloaded two fun new apps on my iPhone. And I tell ya’ twat, mama is about to send out some serious nonsense to ya’ folk.
Happy Halloweenie!!!
“Best thing that happened to me all night; a tall good looking dude decides to...”
“I’m fuggin’ exhausted!”
“Oh great! The Patels are coming in full force tonight.”
“My drunk ex boyfriend is at my bar. I can’t wait until he gets kicked out...”
“If I was a trophy wife, my goal in life would be to put my husband to bed and...”
“His dick was the size of a red bull can. I would ‘litcherally’...”
“Whats flogging????”
“BRING CASH TO THE BARRRRRR!!!! I m f g”
Ahhhh
START CARRYING CASH PEOPLE!!!! O. M. G.
“People get our faces mixed up, and our vaginas!”
Think you could do this? →
“Do u live everyday like it’s your last, or do you live every day like...”
“If you could wake up every morning and have the view of your choice. What would...”
Shake n' Pop →
If you haven’t already, be my friend on facebook…
Marathon Runners
Just letting everyone know who is serving, bartending, working the door and so on… that if you noticed your tips sucked serious *purple crayon dick last night and customers kept asking “what’s your cheapest shot?” It’s because that damn marathon is Sunday. Fuck me!
Every ID I collected last night was from out of state and every drink was absolutely hoe-dunk...
Anonymous asked: Very well said! A .69 cent tip, what a bunch of bullshit! People don't realize ther is a team of workers that make the experience a nice one! Without that, the service will be shitty! I love your blog! Do you bartend or serve anywhere?
