January 2011
13 posts
“The things we can do in 20 minutes girl…
Name the song and artist”
Ode to the Patels
One Patel, Two Patel, Three Patel Four
Five Patel, Six Patel, Seven Patel more
There is a line of Patel clear out the door
There is even a Patel passed out on the floor
Oh Patel’s everywhere with that smell that we abhor
Patel’s filling everything except my cash drawer
Patel’s please leave and come back nevermore…
The End
(I love when people send me poems!)
Can't wait...
to bring some stories from today’s BEARS fans to the blog! Be prepared… Until then, time to make some money!!! Chhhha-Ccccching ;)
Goodbye Dad...
Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home? Come on, now, I hear you’re feeling down. Well I can ease your pain And get you on your feet again. Relax. I need some information first. Just the basic facts Can you show me where it hurts? There is no pain you are receding A distant ship, smoke on the horizon. You are only coming through in waves. Your...
"Skinny" Bitches...
Your “skinny” drinks are just ridiculous! I swear to gawd, when women come up to me and ask for a “skinny bitch” I want to pussy punch her in the mouth! Not to mention, these new “skinny” margaritas. Last night, jam packed and two girls walk up:
Annoying girls: “hi, a skinny margarita!”
Me: “Okay, so tequila and lime juice no simple...
“If your hand is in my ice bin… you my friend, need to back the fuck up!”
To ALL my metal heads out there….. ;)
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agree and differ in opinion
First off, I am glad you told me that you wrote this. Amazing, Hilarious, and Educational. So far from what I have read I agree with damn near everything you have said. Some opinions I differ on, but hey that’s life. Also I am not in the city so I am sure situations are different. A good ol’ boy like me loves the “bar girl”. Keep up the great blog!
“Dad: Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word “under” in underwear...”
Bar Girls vs Club Girls...
Let’s talk about “bar girls”…..
(remember this is my point of view and you are welcome to agree or disagree) Now, let me just tell you how ‘I’ roll behind the bar! First, I always look hot as hell and flirt when needed but professional at all times. I NEVER give my number out to boys and if I do it’s usually my best friend’s. I smile when people ask...
What do...
Black and Jewish people, white women and Celebrities have in common?