December 2010
9 posts
Hey, Scumbag.... You have a girlfriend!!!
This blog is for all the girls that have or are dating a liar, a cheater, a drunk, a downright dirty filthy man who THINKS he is the top “dawg” of them all.
[Let’s get one thing straight before I get deep down into my blogs about men and beer… I’m the most deranged wacked out bra’d out there but one thing I do NOT tolerate is cheaters, kids that smell like...
“Eeeeek….. BUSTED! I came out of the closet. 2011 is gonna be...”
“and then there’s those nights that you like everyone at your bar…...”
“Last night gave me a really good reason to smile! And today, an even bigger...”
“Stop thinking about what happened or didn’t happen…all reason are...”
I smell like what!? ...
Did you really just tell me I “smell like a teenage girl” dude?
I’m not even sure what the hell a teenager girl smells like?! I have a sister in High School and she tends to smell like ketchup and hot dogs. Seriously, do high school girls smell like me. Because now I’m scared and worried! Do they have a scent that represent they are younger, naive, or ”virgin-like?” All I know, is this is not a...
You want to LICK my as*hole?
As a bartender and or server… It is our job to dress sexy, look seductive, act as your counselor while you tell us your life story and the issues that follow, cater to you as a typical server or bartender should, “willingly” answer the questions you so often ask “Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend” “You’re too smart to be a bartender/server”...
“ooooh…. I have something good coming your way! Hold tight…”