Read closely. #awkward -ew
I mean…….
This black man thinks I’m a “real fine lady” … Ha!
No, thanks! You’re 60.
The receipt of a true bartender. I wear pantyhose because this way all my bruises are covered by a fake suntan of sheerness. I’m not sorry by any of this.
I need to find this sticker!!
I like the idea of male bartenders and female servers or cocktailers. Is that gross? Because I think it’s old fashion and kind of sexy.
iB
Did you guys know you can join this website and find a bar/resturant job that is hiring? I don’t know where the hell I’ve been but it’s pretty fancy! Check it out and sign up today. If you’re young, healthy and have the time…why not make an extra $500 a week as a server or bartender?! DO IT….
#lovenotes from customers <3
Everyone is paying with credit cards. You know what that means…RENTS DUE!
iB
Ever feel like you’re getting fucked in the ass? In a bad way, not good way!
iB
I’m stealing this from a friends wall. It says it all…
“America has experienced some hardships this week and in these trying times I cannot help be feel so blessed to have been born and raised under our brave stars and stripes. When we experience a hardship, you do not see one or two people offering a helping hand, but rather the entire nation on its feet, ready to fight, in defense for the fallen and the injured. A diverse group (of blacks, whites, males, females, heterosexuals, homosexuals, what have you….) putting aside their personal differences and views to fight for our nation, mimicking the courageous efforts shown by our armed forces every single day. America is ours and when we feel her being threatened and our fellow Americans under attack, we fight back. We’re fighting for the 3 deceased. We’re fighting for 8-year-old Martin Richard’s family. We’re fighting for the 180 injured. We fight for the World Trade Center. We fight for the Sandy Hook Victims. We fight for justice. We fight for peace. And we will keep fighting no matter what and for that, I am so proud to call America my home #Bostonstrong”
DL
“Boston. Fucking horrible.
I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, “Well, I’ve had it with humanity.”
But I was wrong. I don’t know what’s going to be revealed to be behind all of this mayhem. One human insect or a poisonous mass of broken sociopaths.
But here’s what I DO know. If it’s one person or a HUNDRED people, that number is not even a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a percent of the population on this planet. You watch the videos of the carnage and there are people running TOWARDS the destruction to help out. (Thanks FAKE Gallery founder and owner Paul Kozlowski for pointing this out to me). This is a giant planet and we’re lucky to live on it but there are prices and penalties incurred for the daily miracle of existence. One of them is, every once in awhile, the wiring of a tiny sliver of the species gets snarled and they’re pointed towards darkness.
But the vast majority stands against that darkness and, like white blood cells attacking a virus, they dilute and weaken and eventually wash away the evil doers and, more importantly, the damage they wreak. This is beyond religion or creed or nation. We would not be here if humanity were inherently evil. We’d have eaten ourselves alive long ago.
So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, “The good outnumber you, and we always will.”
-Patton Oswalt
Couldn’t have written it better.
